excuse me, waitress, theres a bear in my soup.....

O.K. so.....I have worked in the service industry pretty much all my life. Or at least since I first started recognizing myself as a responsible human being person who needs to look out for herself and make her own money......so...really...since about twelve years old. I babysat for other peoples kids for a long time, then I was a lifeguard...and then I entered the restaurant industry, and STAYED there, for a long time. In fact I STILL am employed in this field. I AM the chief dishwasher and chef-in-training in my small little town. I have met many, many, many health department official-type people in all this time. Including that super cute dude that always came to inspect us...... back when I was young enough to appreciate superficial cuteness.

wait......I almost digressed...

back to the nerve dancing

went to lunch today.
had a most excellent tuna melt.....with pesto, and glorious cheese and super yummy toasty ciabatta bread...

but......whilst dining....I witnessed a very large man, with an extreme amount of body hair, and some disturbing side boobs... attired in a strappy lil tank top that did NOTHING for his figure.........besides , no wait...especially important, that it did nothing to protect him from shedding.....
I saw this person .....(shudder)
walk back into the food preparation area.

(puked a lil in my mouth)

HOW. in the name of all that is Holy in this world.....does ANYONE not understand that this is not OK.

and I'm trying not to even point out, that this person had no business wearing this disgusting item of clothing in the first place....he was on Main St. on a Tuesday in January.....not at the beach.....not at a WWE Raw Pay Per View event......not at a Strong Man competition.....just..hanging out at the local coffee shop.....on Main St, USA....in a disgustingly strappy tank top that would have been tacky on BRAD PITT.....and so...was exponentially that MORE disgusting on this person.....

and he strode casually back into the area where my food......that I was going to put in my mouth....was being prepared.


(shudder)

 and yeah.......I ate it anyway.
 I was hungry, dammit.